she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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