i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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