I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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