ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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