Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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