Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You are a booty call, not a friend.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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