with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i barfeds in our rink
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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