I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Hippo gnu deer
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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