Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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