elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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