Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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