girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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