if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
