the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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