Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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