Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I wish they made helmets for livers.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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