Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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