Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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