I'm lost and stupid without you.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
