Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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