love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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