did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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