would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
