Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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