I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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