1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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