i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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