The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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