I heard we made out
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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