Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
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operation harelip BJ is a go
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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