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i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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