I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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