I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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