Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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