sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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