CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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