Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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