We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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