take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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