just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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