She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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