The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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