Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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