you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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