i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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