I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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