Duck Duck Cougar?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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