Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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