Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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