I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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