So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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