my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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