how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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