no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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