You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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