i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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