Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Randomize
