Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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