would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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