We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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